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Fake MILFS

2010-03-03 00:27:42 by Jitlee

So when I went to the mall to pre-order the manliest game ever "GOD OF WAR III", I decided to chill near Victoria Secret, because I have enough balls to look directly into that store instead of the magazine.....who am I kidding I'm just a pervert either way, but I started noticed that next door to Victoria's Secret there is a place called PINK. Now PINK will take a 16 year old girl and make them look almost old enough for me to consider dating; however that's not the point that I'm trying to make here. I slowly noticed that Mom's started to shop at this place. Most of which did not score high enough to be considered MILFS. So I continued to watch this and made it into a theory. PINK is making women into sexual land minds for men, now stay with me here. As I continued to watch as more mothers went in and out I couldn't help but notice that they looked good from behind but ugly in the facile area, sexy from behind but once up close BOOM land mine. Watch out for those PINK land minds men or make sure you have a paper bag on you.


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manicjudgementmanicjudgement

2010-03-03 00:29:54

DERP.